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This is the greatest blog ever hands down.

The first person to read my blog and tell 97 people about it will recieve a free THIS BLOG GOES UP TO 11 T-shirt.(This offer is only available for legal U.S residents, this offer is not available if you reside in the 48 contiguous United States, the District of Columbia, or Alaska or Hawai)

I am starting this blog so that I can have a more popular blog than my sister.

I am the youngest of 4...or am I the coolest of 4?

For all of the fans of the Colbert Report I will recap every episode every day. Visit this amazing site! Is it not Lincolnish?

Pictures will be included in every entry to dazzle your eyes with amazingness.

I will include the daily words of the day...daily! These words will help me in my persute of the most blog hits ever by randomly mentioning the day's most searched for key words.

In conclusion...You stay classy...PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY: Israel, Hezbollah, Lebanon, President Stupid (please don't tap my phones FBI), Suri Cruise...(Where Is She Now; The Story Of The "Invisibaby."), Johny Depp, The world is melting-drive your HUMMER!

And that was THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY!