Secret Prisons

The U.N said the U.S should shut down all secret prisons.

I say," If there a secret how do you know about them?"

I will agree with the U.N as long as they get a photo of a secret prison.Jokes on you U.N that would be impossible! It would no longer be a secret!

WHY OLD PEOPLE SHOULD LOSE THERE LICENSES AT AGE 70

The old people strike again! And yet no charges? An 85 year old man hit 10 people with his car! He drove onto a Starbucks patio! 2 people critically injured and he is getting of without charges!!!! I say he should be locked away for life! I think all of the readers of my blog should band together and take this old man to the supreme court! He should be locked up in Gitmo! The united states of America can arrest random people of the streets of foreighn countries but can't arrest an old man for vehicular assault!

"It sounds like it's just a simple mistake by an elderly man," said police Sgt. Richard Williams, adding he "seriously doubts" charges will be filed.

Police said Ted Kawashima was trying to park his white Toyota Camry in a handicapped spot at about 9 p.m. Friday when the car surged forward. The vehicle plowed across the patio and back into the parking lot, coming to rest on top of another car in this suburb 14 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.

Kawashima, who speaks only Japanese, told police through a translator that he was trying to step on the brake pedal when he hit the accelerator by mistake.

I say,"A likely story Kawashima. If that is your real name!"

My country of origin

The Flag of Eritrea
The Coat of Arms

As you all know I am from the state of Eritrea. The name is derived from the latin word for Red Sea, Mare Erythraeum. The country is bordered by the Sudan in the west, Ethiopia in the south, and Djibouti in the southeast. The east and northeast of the country have an extensive coastline with the Red Sea.

Modern Eritrea was consolidated into a colony by the Italian government on January 1, 1890. Contemporary Eritrea gained its Independence from Ethiopia after a thirty year war which began on September 1, 1961 ending on May 29, 1991. The peoples of Eritrea share a long and complex history with neighboring peoples.
Eritrea is officially a parlimentary democracy consisting of six regions and defines itself as a multilingual and multicultural nation. The two dominant religions are Orthdox Christianity and Sunni Islam; there are nine nationalities, each with a different language. There is no official language in Eritrea, rather it has three working languages, Tigrinya, Arabic, and English, and Italian is still sometimes spoken as a commercial language. Eritrea is also a mineral rich country with large deposits of gold, silver and copper.

Eritrean history is one of the longest of Africa and even the world. Together with Abyssinian and the southeastern part of the Red Sea coast of Sudan, it is considered the most likely location of the land known to the ancient Egyptians as Punt (or "Ta Netjeru," meaning land of the Gods), whose first mention dates to the 25th century BC.
The modern name is the Italian form of the Greek name ΕΡΥΘΡΑΙΑ (Erythraîa;), which derives from the Greek name for the Red Sea (ρυθρ Θάλασσα).

Eritrea is located in the Horn of Africa and is bordered on the northeast and east by the Red Sea. The country is virtually bisected by one of the world's longest mountain ranges, the Great Rift Valley, with fertile lands to the west and the descent to desert in the East. Off the sandy and arid coastline is situated the Dahlak Archipalego and its fishing grounds. The land to the south, in the highlands, is slightly less dry and cooler. Eritrea at the southern end of the Red Sea is the home of the fork in the rift.
The Arfar Triangle or Danakil Depression of Eritrea is the probable location of a triple junction where three tectonic plates are pulling away from one another: the Arabian Plate, and the two parts of the African Plate (the Nubian and the Somalian) splitting along the East African Rift Zone (USGS). The highest point of the country, Soira, is located in the centre of Eritrea, at 3,018 metres (9,902 ft) above sea level.
The main cities of the country are the capital city of Asmara and the port town of Assab in the southeast, as well as the towns of Massawa to the east, and Keren to the north.

This concludes our first segment in our 163 part series BETTER KNOW A COUNTRY

Why does no one look at my blog?

I am very mad because only 16 people have looked at my blog, and they only looked at my blog from 5 diffrent countries! So far people have read my blog in America, Singapore, Germany, Australia, and Canada. In order to appeal to more countries in my blog I will know be saying hello at the beggining of every post in the languages of all the countries people have read my blog from.

Stephen Colbert: The Greatest News Anchor Ever?

the pictures of the day

On This Day: July 28,2006

Happy Peruvian Independence Day!!!!!!!!!! On this day the star of the San Antonio Spurs Emanuel Ginobli was born. He is better known as Manu Ginobli.

In the news: Ayman al-Zawahiri (al-Qaeda's second in command) warns, Israel will "pay the price" for attacking muslims. I say,"He's bluffing like those dogs that play poker!"

Quote of the day:From Anchorman;
Brick Tamland:[riding a bear] Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.

In conclusion, you stay classy planet Earth!


THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY: Iraq, Stephen Colbert, Peruvian Independence Day, That's What She Said!, X Box 360, Major League Baseball...
That concludes...THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY!

SNAKES ON A PLANE

I dont care at all what anyone else has to say about this movie unless they say it is awesome.
For anyone who doesnt know about this movie I will inform you of its awesomeness!

Summary: In this movie an assassin on a plane releases a crate of deadly snakes onto the plane so he can kill a passenger in witness protection.

Trivia: Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because of the title. It was later changed to "Pacific Air Flight 121", but Jackson demanded they reverse the change. "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."

Tagline: Relax. They're first class fliers.

Genre: Action/Horror/Thriller

Director: David R. Ellis

THIS BLOG GOES UP TO 11: THE GLOBAL EDITION!

That's right we have officially gone global. Someone accessed my blog from Munich ,Germany! Shortly after someone accessed my blog from Singapore! I encourage the reading of my blog from many countries! First person to access my blog from Beirut, Lebanon will get a free "I went onto THIS BLOG GOES UP TO 11 from a warzone" T-shirt!You will not recieve your shirt if you live on the planet earth!

The Amish Take Manhattan

Some may say the Amish are as boring as educational television! (YOURE GOIN DOWN SESAME STREET!) But I say nay!(most people would have said yay!) But the Amish would never know anyway if we dissed them in our blogs. As it turns out the Amish are not as technologically advanced as everyone else. But that leads us to ponder how they found out about the flooding in New York city. Shh! Don't tell... Jebadiah has AOL. So like in the climax of a movie they ride in on there horse and buggies and save lower Manhattan. And who better to fix the electricity than the Amish themselves.

Floyd Landis: American Hero

The tour de france was won by America's own Floyd Landis...that is eight years straight winning off of drugs and steiroids!!!! Yes another winning American who did not win off of his own strength if you ask me he is another American hero! They say he has used illegal substances to win, but if his mother thinks he didnt than he didnt!

Pilot Post

This is the greatest blog ever hands down.

The first person to read my blog and tell 97 people about it will recieve a free THIS BLOG GOES UP TO 11 T-shirt.(This offer is only available for legal U.S residents, this offer is not available if you reside in the 48 contiguous United States, the District of Columbia, or Alaska or Hawai)

I am starting this blog so that I can have a more popular blog than my sister.

I am the youngest of 4...or am I the coolest of 4?

For all of the fans of the Colbert Report I will recap every episode every day. Visit this amazing site! Is it not Lincolnish?

Pictures will be included in every entry to dazzle your eyes with amazingness.

I will include the daily words of the day...daily! These words will help me in my persute of the most blog hits ever by randomly mentioning the day's most searched for key words.

In conclusion...You stay classy...PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY: Israel, Hezbollah, Lebanon, President Stupid (please don't tap my phones FBI), Suri Cruise...(Where Is She Now; The Story Of The "Invisibaby."), Johny Depp, The world is melting-drive your HUMMER!

And that was THE DAILY WORDS OF THE DAY...DAILY!